On Women's Day or Mother's Day is very necessaryfunny scene about moms. She should be kind, touching and a little funny. After all, the scene about mothers reflects life itself. And in motherhood and education, much has to be looked at with humor, because otherwise parents simply can not stand it.

Decoration of the hall

To the Women's Day and Mother's Day, usually in children'sinstitutions hold festive events. It is very important before they start to beautifully decorate the hall. For this, you can use balloons, large paper flowers, wall newspapers, stands.

Photo gallery "Our mothers in childhood" can becomethe starting point in the competition. To do this, under the pictures should be left a place for the children themselves to write, whose mother is sealed. Nearby, you must put your data. This will help you choose the winner when summarizing the competition.

Baby sayings "Like a fire truck!"

Funny scenes about my mother can be built onexcerpts from the speech of the kids. Their set in the "piggy bank" of each parent, it is only necessary to strain memory or open a diary in which the most ridiculous children's phrases are collected. Often they form the basis of anecdotes. For example, a short sketch about mothers can be like that.

"Son, I'm beautiful?" - asks my mother, flaunting before the mirror. "Yes, Mummy ..." the enthusiastic child whispers breathlessly. "Just like a fire truck!"

Children's statements. "Where were the dinosaurs?"

Or maybe there's another scene about mothers.

The child looks at the bike that it carriedon the street a neighbor's girl. The daughter touches the steering wheel, tries to hunt in the horn. Then she asks thoughtfully: "Mom, and in ancient times, when you were little, did you have a bicycle?" Mom sadly replies: "No, my son, I did not have such beauty, unfortunately ..." - "Yes, long ago It was. Did the dinosaurs even then? "

Scenario "Three mothers"

It is very important to select children for the holidaysketches about mothers and grandmothers, in which parental love is shown, care. This material just meets these requirements. Poetic children's scenes are played out sometimes with the participation of the presenter or the author. Also there are roles of grandmother, mother and Tanyushi. Therefore, such scenes for grandmothers and moms are suitable.

Author's words:

Tanechka sat down to play in the evening.

She took out the doll-she had enough to sleep with!

She asked Tanyusha here a question (words of Tanechka):

"What are you, little daughter, hung your nose?

Again played all day, fidget,

Also has refused absolutely from a dinner?

How I was tortured, my daughter, with you!

Soon you will become thin as a match!

Obeying mother needs, turntable!

Here you are, dear, tea and cheese! "

Author's words:

Mom Tanya came home from work.

Tanya was asked (Mom's words):

"How, daughter, business?

Again played all day, fidget,

Also has refused absolutely from a dinner?

How I was tortured, my daughter, with you!

Soon you will become thin as a match!

Obeying mother needs, turntable!

Here you are, dear, tea and cheese! "

Author's words:

Then my grandmother - my mother's mother - came.

And Tanya asked Mom (words of the grandmother):

"Daughter, you look very tired ..."

Likely, did not eat the day all tired?

At school you work, but you do not like it!

Stayed today again without lunch?

How I was tortured, my daughter, with you!

Soon you will become thin as a match!

Obeying mother needs, turntable!

Here you are, dear, tea and cheese! "

Author's words:

Three mothers, three daughters in the dining room,

Three mothers look at their daughters reproachfully.

It's not easy, it's not easy to be moms,

Kohl daughters are so stubborn!

Scenario about son and mother

Well received by the audience funny skits aboutmother and grown up children. After all, parents always consider their offspring kids. The scene "Mother and son-director of the school" has already become classic. Participate in it two.

Mom wakes up her son: "It's time to get up, or you'll be late again! Rise, son, all the children have already gone to school! "Son:" Well, half an hour, Mom! I'm sick of this school! "-" So, son, you can not! School is your responsibility! "-" I do not want to! Maslov will again throw a dirty rag! "-" Still have to go to school! "-" I will not go! Ivan Petrovich to me niggling, all the time looking for mistakes! "-" Stop picky. Get up, lazy! "-" And Filippova shows me behind her tongue, names all sorts of names! "-" And what now? You still have to go to school! You're a director! "

Scenario "I did not chew, probably ..."

A short scene for mom from children is oftenis based on real events. Often funny stories are taken from the "Yeralash" and replayed on holidays by children. For example, here such an episode is sure to amuse all the guests and spectators.

Mom cuts potatoes and tells the girl a fairy tale, and her daughter eats nearby.

"And Little Red Riding Hood went into the woods to her grandmother. Chew well! She walks, and towards the gray wolf. You chew, better chew! He deceived the girl, ran into the hut first and swallowed grandmother. Will you chew or not? Then he swallowed the girl. Rui, I tell you, better chew! But then came the hunters, saw the wolf, ripped open his stomach. Thoroughly chew food, how much to tell you! And the grandmother and her granddaughter came out alive and unharmed ... "

My daughter put down a spoon, stood up and said: "That's it, because my mother did not listen and did not chew the food properly!"

Scenario "Where is the diary?"

It is possible to link school events to the festive themed events dedicated to mothers. They are also taken from real life. For example, often a scene for mothers from children is associated with checking the grades.

"Son, are you pissing your pants at the computer again? So you will remain ignorant! "- Mom turns to the teenager. "Well, you backward, your ancestors! The computer is progress! Only that person can be considered cultured and developed today, who mastered this technique! And I - just such a person, cultured, developed and educated! "- Answered arrogantly a teenager.

"Well, then show me your diary, our cultural and educated one!" - Mama does not give up. "And where is he?" Asks the boy, not looking up from the computer. "Probably in your portfolio!"

The son rummages in a school bag, but finds nothing. "There is no it there! On check, apparently, passed! "- the guy answers and tries to sit down again at the computer. Mom removes him, sits down and snaps his mouse, looking for something.

"Mom, now you'll spoil me, I'll lose!""- Shouts the dishonest student. "You, Sonny, have already lost! Here, look, this is your electronic diary, and his teacher does not take it for a check! And in it we see ... two in Russian and a count in mathematics! Aha, and here are additional tasks for the laggards ... So close your game and get to work! The computer is progress! Only that person can be considered cultured and developed today, who mastered this technique, "the mother of the son's son repeats in a snide tone.

The son dejectedly scratches his head. "How so? And Vovka said that you just need to hide the diary and drive ... Yes, it is difficult to live with parents who understand computers! Oh, this progress! I wish I had a computer broke! "

Scenario "Mama-gamer"

My daughter is sitting at the computer. Mom enters.

"Daughter, give me pictures in" Classmates "vsunu!"

The girl reluctantly gives way. Mom takes out a pack of photos, opens the drive and tries to put it there. The daughter laughs: "Mom, what are you doing! Why do you put the printed pictures into the drive! "-" And how is it necessary? "-" It's done from electronic media! Where is the flash drive? "-" Is it such a little thing, like a lighter? "-" Well, yes, a lighter! And you need to log in first to the site! What is your login? "-" Who? "-" Login, Mom! Well, the word is a code word, it's written here in Latin letters, - the daughter shows her mother. "And here they write a password!" - "Ah! Now, turn away! "The girl turns away, my mother clumsily pokes at the keys, checking the paper. The daughter waves her hand and leaves the house, shaking her head - that's what a "stupid" mother she has!

The front door slams. Mom takes out the headphones, quickly snaps on the keyboard, starts chatting on Skype: "It's Paracetamol! Finik, are you ready? My daughter is gone, we have two hours left! Begin! Come on, bypass the One-Eyed Mockingbird on the left, and blow it to the right! Jump to the mountain! Hide in the crevice soon! Can not you see it? Arrow, hello! Did you release the workplace, too? Come on, connect, to the right, to the right ... Bam! Done !!! Haha! Our took! We run to the spaceport, in two seconds flight to the planet Omerweiter! There are waiting for us Multi-armed Visheers! Hyperbolic lasers have not forgotten? Forward!"

The "Mother's Day"

The son croons, sweeping the floor. The room includes a mother with huge bags. She looks around in surprise and sits down in fright. "Son, what happened? You got a deuce? "-" Why did you decide that? "-" Why did you suddenly start cleaning? "-" There was just rubbish on the floor, I decided to sweep it! "Mom touches the shelf and grabs the heart:" You wiped the dust! Do I get called back to the director again? "-" No, I just decided to help you, that's wiped the dust everywhere! "-" Everywhere ??? "- my mother loses consciousness. The son carries her a glass of water. Mom drinks with teeth. "You, probably, have excluded from school? Than it smells so delicious? "-" It's not excluded. And the smell of fried potatoes - I prepared for you. You're tired, probably! "Mom falls from the chair, shouts:" Doctor! An ambulance! You, apparently, have been registered in the children's room! "

The son goes to the phone, dials the number and mutters: "I said that nothing good from this day, moms will not work ..." Ambulance "? Accept the challenge! Yes, mother too! Also with an attack! "

Mom cautiously lifts her head: "So this is all - just a gift? - the son nods. - For mom's day? And tomorrow everything will be as before? "-" Well, of course, Mom! I promise! "The son kisses his mother on the cheek, they join hands and walk into the kitchen. The son carries bags.

"Holiday dinner"

After each program number, congratulations to your mother should sound. The "Festive Lunch" scene will become a transition from a concert to a tea party.

The son and daughter are spinning in the kitchen near the stove. The boy offers to bake a cake, and the girl insists on soup kharcho. They never reach agreement. As a result, everyone adds to the dish those products that he considers necessary.

The son reads the recipe: "Put three eggs in a flour, a glass of sour cream ..." - puts food in a large bowl and starts to kindle the oven. The girl is reading her recipe. "Spicy paprika is laid with a pod. Add grated garlic, onion, coriander! "- adds its products and mixes everything with a spoon. Then the children put the bowl in the oven and wait.

The doorbell rings, the son runs to open. The girl takes out the dish from the oven. Mom comes in: "What are you good at! Thank you very much for your concern! "The daughter hands her a plate with a piece of something black on it. Mom sniffs, frowns, but gently bites off a piece. "And what is the name of this amazing dish?" - Mom hardly chews, but smiles through strength. Children answer in unison: one cries "cake", the other - "kharcho". Mom nods and says: "I immediately thought. Cake "Harcho". It's exquisite! "

The presenter after this scene tells the guests: "Our dishes are not cooked in this way, so dear moms and grandmothers do not have to pretend, trying them to taste. Welcome everyone to the festive table! "